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Friday, 11 January 2013

Marley - The most neglected dog in the world!

If Marley could talk - or type - this is what he would say to you.....

My favourite armchair!

"My name is Marley and I am the most neglected dog in the whole world!  I am allowed to relax and sleep on the sofa but I am not allowed on the beds - surely this is an infringement of my canine rights!!!  My master feeds me the most expensive food there is but she only feeds me twice a day can you believe that!  Therefore I have to eat every thing in sight to keep myself going, she often harps on about chocolate and raisins being poisonous but I don't know what that means so I just eat them anyway, how does she expect me to survive otherwise!

I am allowed to go on three outings a day THREE!!!!  What I don't understand is why I can't go out ALL day, I mean I go to the door every single time my master moves but she doesn't seem to get it!!!  And when we do go out to see Flash or Busta, what is the problem with rolling in fox poo we LOVE it!!!!

Look at the poo Flash rolled in today, it's stuck in her collar and everything - what's not to love?!!

And can you believe that sometimes my master leaves me at home on my own for 2 hours!!!!!!!!!!  How dare she that is pure neglect I should be going EVERYWHERE with her!!!"

So....that is what I think Marley thinks!  He is the most well looked after and loved dog there is next to Flash and Busta and yet he behaves like he's on the brink of starvation and locked in a cupboard all day!  I still love him but seriously sometimes he's impossible to live with!

On a brighter note, look what I got free with his food this month (that costs me £50 per month BTW!!!!)

My very own James Wellbeloved Flask - what more could a girl ask for!!!


The REAL Marley and Me xx

1 comment:

  1. That poo! I could kill her sometimes! Especially as I somehow managed to get some on my lovely mittens!!!!